| Joke |
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| Srpski | English | Notes |
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| vic, vicevi | joke |
| šala | joke |
| ispričati šalu | to tell a joke |
Zašto je pile prešlo ulicu?
Da pomogne frižideru na drvetu. | Why did the chicken cross the road?
To help the refrigerator in the tree. |
Pacijent: 'Doktore, imate li nešto protiv kašlja?'
Doktor: 'Ne - samo vi kašljite!' | Patient: 'Doctor, do you have something against coughing?'
Doctor: 'No - you just cough away!'. | 'protiv' (= against) is used instead of the English 'for' a cough. |
Doktor: 'Jeste li imali ovo pre?'
Pacijent: 'Da'.
Doktor: 'E, pa, dobili ste to ponovo' | Doctor: 'Have you had this before?'
Patient: 'Yes.'
Doctor: 'Ah well then, you've got it again'. | |
Sestra: 'Doktore, čovek koga ste malopre lečili srušio se kod vrata. Šta da radim?'
Doktor: 'Okrenite ga tako da izgleda kao da je upravo dolazio.' | Nurse: 'Doctor, the man who you treated a moment ago has collapsed in the door. What do I do?'
Doctor: 'Turn him round so it looks like he's just come in.' | |
| No Joke |
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| šalu na stranu | joking aside |
| to više nije smešno | it's not funny any more |
| prestani da se šališ | stop joking |
| ne pravi se lud | stop acting dumb |